It’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside

I’m not one of those who can easily hide

I haven’t found any real genuine subs

But boy if I did, I’d buy a big house where we both could live.

So excuse me, for forgetting that I’m just a Domme

they couldn’t care less if my eyes were green or if they’re blue

Anyways, the thing is, it’s neither if you haven’t yet noticed

And they’re not the sweetest ones you’ve ever seen

And no, you can’t tell everybody; this is not your song

There’s no reason why I should write or sing you one anyway

I hope you don’t mind, I know you don’t mind, well you better not mind

That I put down in words how crappy Hawaii’s subs are

If I were a sculptor or an artist then again, no

Or a girl who makes potions in a traveling show

I know it’s not much, but it’s the best I can do

My gift to you are my words but this one is not for you

I hope you don’t mind, I know you don’t mind, well you better not mind

That I put down in words how crappy Hawaii’s subs are

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PS  It's not fair to say that they're all crappy because a few of them are actually really nice.  They just don't see me.  And I thought that this version is a funny mockery of "Your Song" by Elton John and yes, I did write it myself.